Brandon. Me. And this lady in the mall.

• Lady in the Mall: You have beautiful eyes (looks at Brandon).
• Brandon: Thank you. You're the second person that said that to me today.
• Me: Yeah. That lady in the Tmobile store said the same thing.
• Lady in the Mall: And you have a beautiful smile (looks at me).
• Me: Why thank you (Smiles).
• Lady in the Mall: The ladies must be coming at you guys left and right.
• Brandon and me: (Nervous laughter)
• ...
• Lady in the Mall: And how old are you (looks at Brandon).
• Brandon: 19.
• Lady in the Mall: Wow, same as my son. He goes to UCSB. And how about you? 19 as well? (looks at me).
• Me: No. I'm 25.
• Lady in the Mall: (Jawdrops) Ohhh. Wow.
• Me: Yeah, I graduated UCLA three years ago. I'm doing a Master's program in seminary now.
• Lady in the Mall: You don't look 25. And what are you going to do?
• Me: Probably be a pastor.